Easter is fast approaching and what better way to celebrate than by striking a deal with the Easter Bunny.
Such was the case on Sunday when President Donald Trump appeared at the White House Easter Egg Roll alongside a certain green-cloaked gentleman. The pair shook hands and exchanged pleasantries, but it became clear fairly quickly that there was more to their encounter than just a friendly greeting. In fact, things were going so well that the duo decided to strike another deal together: The White Deal.
How exactly does this work? Well, let’s just assume that you’re an incredibly wealthy real estate developer who also happens to be obsessed with organizing celebrity-studded events in a bid to increase your media brand recognition. Then again, let’s imagine that you too are obsessed with real estate development and are determined to get as much of it done as possible before time runs out on you and your empire. And finally, let’s say that you have an obsession with selling luxury properties for profit with little regard for anyone else but yourself and your family. You see where we’re going here? Let us give it back to our good friend Donald Trump here because he has been selling deals like these his whole life – all of which have landed him in hot water before now (eek!)…
Russian Deal
So what does this all mean? Well, our billionaire real estate developer is trying to make a deal with his new friend the Easter Bunny. Or in other words: Our wealthy mogul wants to become friends with the president of Russia, Vladimir Putin.
And if that sounds like a stretch to you, well then you should probably just take a moment and think back on all that Trump has said about Russia and Putin over the years.
We’re not saying that he wants to be friends with Russia or try to work with them – but some of these quotes may leave you wondering if he might have done so unknowingly. The point is, Trump has been making deals for decades now, and we seriously doubt it will be the last one!
Book Deal
So, this was a deal between the Easter Bunny and Donald Trump. The Easter Bunny offered to give Trump a book in exchange for something in return. What did the Easter Bunny get? The Easter Bunny got the White House for an hour! You might think that’s a pretty sweet deal – but wait, it gets better. Not only does he get the White House for an hour, but he gets a private tour of the building and can visit with staff members. So, what do you want from Donald Trump? Money? A job? Anything? Well, since you are reading this article on Huffington Post, you’re obviously not looking for just anything from him: You want something from him that will benefit your brand. Why don’t you go ahead and ask him if he would be interested in taking your company public on his own personal Twitter account. He may even consider giving you his private cell phone number so that he can answer any questions or concerns that shareholders may have with regards to your business!
Miss Universe Deal
President Trump has been in the news recently for his controversial decision to choose Miss Universe contestant Alicia Machado as a delegate to the Republican National Convention. This prompted plenty of backlash from both parties, and many speculated that Trump’s clashes with Machado were due to her being a Latina woman who is considered beautiful.
Now, Trump may be able to find redemption through another beloved Easter tradition, this time through a Miss Universe deal. The deal would involve arranging for the first-ever Miss USA pageant to take place at the White House on April 27th and for Trump to crown his own successor at the event.
Why you ask? Well, let’s say you’re still in talks with Donald about your real estate empire and want a sure thing out of it – something that will make it worth your while. You want him to arrange all of this so that you don’t have to worry about anything other than making money off of it. That way, all you need to do is sit back and watch how this goes down.
Atlantic City Deal
Back in the 1980s, Trump made a deal with Atlantic City to construct and help manage a casino that would be owned by his company, Trump Plaza. In exchange for the services of Trump Plaza, Atlantic City would allow the developer to operate without having to invest in any gambling equipment.
How did this work out for Trump? Well, not as well as he would have liked it to. The casino was ultimately unsuccessful and went bankrupt in 1991. But hey, at least he made money from the deal – something which is rare for American companies when dealing with overseas casinos!
Trump Tower New York Deal
In 2004, Donald Trump and the company Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts were sued by two people who claimed they were defrauded. The lawsuit alleged that the president and his company knowingly filed false documents to get construction loans which they then used to purchase land and buildings in Atlantic City, New Jersey.
The plaintiffs alleged that Trump intentionally misled them about the true nature of his financial situation and hid his true net worth from them. They also argued that he had inflated his projected profits when calculating their investment return in order to secure additional funding.
The plaintiffs were awarded $30 million in punitive damages, but a later appeals court decision overturned the award on grounds of excessive punitive damages.
The case is still pending today with no resolution in sight.
Niagara Falls Real Estate Deal
So, if you’re on the hunt for a new property to buy or sell, you will want to consult with Mr. Trump before you make any moves. He knows a thing or two about real estate and would be more than happy to help you out. Just remember not to get your hopes up too high because this is not going to be a quick and easy deal – but it is lucrative if done correctly.
In their first transaction together, the Easter Bunny and President Donald Trump struck the Niagara Falls Real Estate Deal (the one that got him in so much hot water). The pair agreed on an undisclosed price value where he would receive half of the profits when they sold the property within five years and she would continue to receive half until they reached a 50/50 split. This was an incredibly complicated deal, so it’s basically as good as impossible for anyone else but these two to agree on something like this – at least according to them!
The White House Easter Egg Roll Deal
If you’re the President of the United States, you have a lot of power in the hands. Given your position, you have the opportunity to do a lot of things, but one thing that you can do is take advantage of those in need and help them out. You see, if you take care of those who are less fortunate than you or your family, then they will be more inclined to reciprocate and help you out with whatever it is that you want. That’s how this latest White House Easter Egg Roll deal works.
In this instance, we really can’t say who was more at ease – Donald Trump or the Easter Bunny – as these two gentlemen made their way from the North Portico of the White House to an open-air area where they could chat face-to-face for a little bit about what it means to celebrate together. In truth, we think that both parties were comfortable and satisfied in their meeting because it was clear that there were no ulterior motives on either side. Although we can’t confirm anything involving Mr. Trump and his real estate empire here, we know for sure that he must be pleased with how things turned out considering this was yet another deal struck between them – all while they slummed it in some flowery Easter garbs!
